Episode 3: Trust Is Lost in an Instant
- Episode 2: The Louder the Salesman, the Bigger the Lie
- Episode 4: Some People Will Compete All the Way to the Grave
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第三話 信用を失うのは一瞬
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[Kotaro Katsura] He only made his move after seeing what you threw. [Kotaro Katsura] Gintoki's fought tooth and nail on the battlefield. For him, reading you is merely child's play. [Kotaro Katsura] Don't be fooled by those dead fish eyes now. No matter how down-and-out he looks, he was once the fearsome White Knight. [Gintoki Sakata] Oi, who's down-and-out? Cut the bull! [Kotaro Katsura] Not Oi, it's Katsura! [Ichihime] Nyaa? Didn't expect Gin to be such a big deal, nyaa! [player] Guess everyone has their own story. [Tatsuma Sakamoto] Enough of that! Kintoki! So you did throw after me, didn't you?! That's so cheap! Weren't we supposed to settle this fair and square?! [Gintoki Sakata] Again, it's Gintoki, not Kintoki. Besides, it's not my fault you didn't notice. [Tatsuma Sakamoto] Cut the excuses! This is all your fault – my customers are all gone! [Gintoki Sakata] Perfect. Then there's no more business for you here. Time to head back now. [Tatsuma Sakamoto] NOT PERFECT AT ALL!!! [Gintoki Sakata] Hey! Lower your voice! [Kotaro Katsura] We are not even in our world, and you two are still bickering? Can't you two just give it a rest? [Gintoki Sakata] You're the last person who should be saying that. [Tatsuma Sakamoto] Wait, Cobra, what are you doing here anyway? [Kotaro Katsura] Not Cobra, it's Katsura. No idea what happened. One minute I was minding my own business, the next I was here in One Han City. And after a whole bunch of twists and turns, I'm now running a dojo here. [player] Dojo? [Ichihime] Is it for teaching swordsmanship, nyaa? Or mahjong, nyaa? [Kotaro Katsura] Neither. I'm teaching the people of this city how to rectify the world's ways. [Gintoki Sakata] Rectify what? You don't even know about this place. [Kotaro Katsura] Precisely because I'm an outsider, I see what the locals can't. Something is missing in this city – do you know what that is? [Ichihime] Well... Master, any idea, nyaa? [player] Hmm... * I don't really know. [player] No clue... but perhaps Mr. Katsura sees what we don't. [Gintoki Sakata] You're giving him way too much credit. They say there's only a thin line between a genius and an idiot – he's clearly on the idiot side. [Kotaro Katsura] This, is my answer – * There's no such thing. [player] I don't think anything's missing in One Han City. [Kotaro Katsura] Is that truly the case? Now, listen carefully – Somewhere in One Han City [Eliisa] Uno! [Hana Ninomiya] Don't even think about it, +4! [Kotaro Katsura] The one thing this city's missing is... Uno! [Gintoki Sakata] Uno?! But why?!!! [Kotaro Katsura] Mahjong is practically dominating One Han City. If Uno can catch on here, it'll prove its greatness. That's why I've opened an Uno dojo in this city! [Tatsuma Sakamoto] But Mahjong Soul is a mahjong app!!! [Kotaro Katsura] Once Uno gets popular, it might turn into an Uno app. [Gintoki Sakata] Stop daydreaming! [Ichihime] Mr. Katsura is... actually planning to revolutionize Mahjong Soul, nyaa... [player] That's some peculiar way of thinking... As expected of the Scoundrel Three... [Gintoki Sakata] Keep this nonsense up, and the Mahjong Soul devs yeet you straight out of the code! Hurry up and get back to our own world already! [Kotaro Katsura] Get back? [Eliisa] Are you going back, Mr. Katsura? [Hana Ninomiya] There's still so much I haven't learned from you...! [Eliisa] Please don't go, Mr. Katsura! [Hana Ninomiya] Mr. Katsura! [Kotaro Katsura] You guys...! [Kotaro Katsura] Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere!//nI'll keep preaching the way of Uno right here in this city! [Eliisa & Hana Ninomiya] Mr. Katsura!! [Gintoki Sakata] Oi, that's enough! Cut out the weird high school drama already! [Kotaro Katsura] As you can see, so long as even a single student remains here who needs my guidance, I will not return. [Gintoki Sakata] That's not up to you. If we leave you here, we might even lose the Gintama collaboration. [Gintoki Sakata] Tell you what – fight me. If I win, you do as I say. How's that? [Kotaro Katsura] Hmph, fine. But I'm choosing the game. If we're competing... then it's gotta be Uno! [Gintoki Sakata] Deal. Perfect chance to see what this Dojo Master is really made of. [Kotaro Katsura] Take this, Gintoki! +2! [Gintoki Sakata] Then I'll +2 as well. [Kotaro Katsura] Well... Not bad...! [Gintoki Sakata] Next up... Uno! How about that, huh? One more card and I win. [Kotaro Katsura] Hmph, don't get cocky just because you're down to one card. It's not over yet. Yellow 5! [Gintoki Sakata] There, Blue 5. And I win again. [Kotaro Katsura] Wh-what?! How is that possible?!!! [player] That makes ten wins in a row for Gin. [Ichihime] Mr. Katsura is... a little too easy to beat, isn't he, nyaa? [Kotaro Katsura] We... we're not done yet! I'm not giving up! As long as my students are still rooting for me, I won't be defeated here...! [Kotaro Katsura] Wait... where are Lady Ninomiya and Lady Eliisa? [player] They've already gone home. [Ichihime] Mr. Katsura has been abandoned, nyaa. [Kotaro Katsura] Traitors!!! [Ichihime] It looks like Mr. Sakamoto and Mr. Katsura have made it back to their own world safely, nyaa. [player] That leaves only one of the Scoundrel Three. [Ichihime] Who will it be, nyaa? [Gintoki Sakata] Ah... I have a feeling. It's someone a hundred times more of a headache than those two put together. |