Can't go home before he can matchmake 999 couples?! The boy claiming to be the God of Love has come to One Han City and announced that he would make everyone begin a relationship. But does such a young boy really understand what love is? "Hmph! I have collected all you humans' love guides, so there shouldn't be any problem!"
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QiXi
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- Qi Xi is my name. Hey! Let me make this clear, I am busy, so don't ask me anything except romantic relationships.
- Oh! It's you. I'm about to head to work. If you have anything to ask, ask now.
- Today's I'll also strive to matchmake least 10 couples. Ready? Let's go!
- Love is like an exam, you'll get better the more you read and prepare. That's why I've bought all you humans' best-selling love guides. Risk free!
- The old woman said that I'm not allowed to return home if I do not manage to matchmake 999 couples! That's too much trouble! Why on earth are modern people losing interest in love...Darn!
- Are humans' heads filled with cauliflowers instead of brains? Why are they asking such simple questions like how to confess love? Don't you know that 99 Tricks of Confessing is one of the top 3 best-seller human love guides? Why don't they just read that book? Don't tell me I have to read it aloud to them.
- I'm am not like Haruna or Momo. They are just young punks, but I am the God of Love.. Although I am forced by the old woman...
- You come to a kid every day to play mahjong? Don't you feel ashamed? Tsk...
- L, Love, S, Shot...Stop laughing! The rabbit stay next door told me, a god needs an ultimate skill to look dashing. Hmph, how do I even look dashing with these cheesy love words...Darn!
- Here, hold my hand. Need to be comforted by a kid? Useless. I feel embarrassed for you...It's just a loss in a mahjong game. Next time, I will bring you with me and send them home with a 10-win streak!
- Ahh! Don't you dare to touch my hair! ...No, stop, or else I can't grow any taller! I'm warning you, I bite when I get mad. And...and I wallop, too!
- That old woman always says that one will never seek another just for nothing. Do you want me to teach you something about romance?
- You fool! A momiji manjuu cannot be substituted with just any dessert! However...since this is from you, and the taste is not that bad...that, that'll do...
- Shut up! Don't you dare to compare Cupid to me. That naked little kid is just hideous!
- Of course, my hair should be included in my height since it's a part of me. Any objections?!
- Such a useless cat patrol team. I was looking out for them, yet they still failed their mission...Darn, I'm getting scolded in the office because of them. Stop laughing, or else I'll tell the teacher that you were involved, too.
- Ah...ah...Ahh! Have mercy, master. I'm going to have a concussion. Mas...Ah, it's just a bad dream. I thought that old woman has arrived at Ichiban City. Ha...remember, stay away from that old woman, or else she'll smash your head with her peach wood sword. Got it?!
- That old woman and humans are foolish to believe in the existence of the God of Love. I mean, relationships made with sorcery couldn't be solid, tsk...in my opinion, people should pursue their love actively if they have feelings for one another...Ah...Don't let your imagination run wild. I...I was talking nonsense, I...I do not have feelings for anyone.
- Darn...I wish that I can grow up faster...Let's make an agreement. As you can see, I am indeed a powerful god. If you pray sincerely, even though you'll have become old and full of wrinkles like that old woman in a few decades, you'll still be blessed by me.
- One, two, three, four, five...Oh? Today is indeed New Year, as I've been overwhelmed with love wishes. Hey! What is your wish? Why don't you talk to me about it? Although I don't care about matters other than love, I am still capable of making your little new year wish come true. However, let's make this clear: if you want to talk about wishes that need be achieved with sorcery, forget about it. This sort of stuff is not reliable as it might disappear anytime. Be realistic!
- My name says it all. I refuse to participate in this kind of little punks' western festivals, hmph! It's not too late for you to change your mind!
17 voice
- Counted Yakuman
- Mangan
- Haneman
- Baiman
- Sanba iman
- Yakuman
- Double Yakuman
- Triple Yakuman
- Quadruple Yakuman
- Quintuple Yakuman
- Sextuple Yakuman
- Tenpai, the destiny of romance, settle!
- No-ten, tsk...I'll succeed next time.
- Four-Wind Discarded
- Four-kan Abortion
- Nine Different Terminals and Honors
- Hmph! I've seen everything, about your romance!