Episode 1: Trouble Always Shows Up Uninvited
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第一話 トラブルはいつもアポなしでやってくる
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| Ichihime's Odd Jobs Story Review | Episode 1: Trouble Always Shows Up Uninvited | Episode 1: Trouble Always Shows Up Uninvited |
Mahjong Soul Shrine [Ichihime] Ready, nyaa! Master, we can start anytime, nyaa! [player] Kinda not sure about this... [Ichihime] It's gonna work, nyaa! [player] Then... let's do this. [Gintoki Sakata] ... [Gintoki Sakata] ...... [Gintoki Sakata] .........Huh? What is this place? Pretty sure I was just drinking at the tavern seconds ago... The hell's going on? [Ichihime] Summon successful, nyaa! [player] Whew, that's a relief... [Gintoki Sakata] Ichihime?! And you are...? [Ichihime] Gin, long time no see since the friendly match, nyaa! Welcome to One Han City, nyaa! This is Ichihime's master, nyaa! [player] Nice to meet you, Gin! [Gintoki Sakata] Master? One Han City? Oi oi... you can't just drag me out here without an appointment! [Gintoki Sakata] I'm a busy guy, you know?//nToday was supposed to be the day I put my entire life savings on the line and turned my life around! [player] Eh, for real?! Don't tell me you're... * Planning on starting a new business? [player] Are you closing down the Odd Jobs to start a new business? [Gintoki Sakata] What? No!//nLike I said, I'm trying to turn my life around, alright? Obviously I'm talking about doing the thing. [player] The thing? [Gintoki Sakata] Can't go into details now, but you get the idea... You know, the thing. * Planning something shady? [player] Entire life savings... Don't tell me you're up to no good. [Gintoki Sakata] Of course not!//nCan't go into details now, but I can assure you it's legit. [Ichihime] Really, nyaa? [Gintoki Sakata] Look me in the eye! Do you see the eyes of a liar? [player] All I see are dead fish eyes... [Ichihime] You are such a mystery, nyaa. [Gintoki Sakata] Anyway, just send me back already... [player] Gin! We have a favor to ask! [Gintoki Sakata] Huh? What's this all of a sudden? [Ichihime] We summoned you here for a reason, nyaa! [Ichihime] Lately, a group called the "Scoundrel Three" has been wreaking havoc across One Han City. They're real troublemakers, nyaa! [Ichihime] We were hoping you could take care of them, nyaa.//nThe reward's really good, nyaa! Master will cover the bill, nyaa! [player] Huh? Me? You're just telling me now?!//nScrew it... No time to worry about my bank account right now! [player] On top of that, I'll cover all your expenses in One Han City. So, will you take the job? [Ichihime] This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal, nyaa! Take it already, nyaa! [Gintoki Sakata] What is this, a fire sale? It's not like I know those people. Besides, shouldn't your world's problems be handled by its own people? [Gintoki Sakata] Well, we're done here. Just send me back to my world already. [player] By its own people...//nWell, then by your own logic, you have even more reason to take this job. [Gintoki Sakata] Huh? [Ichihime] The Scoundrel Three are from your world, nyaa! And you definitely know them, nyaa! [player] Since they're from your world, you should be the one to take care of them, no? [Gintoki Sakata] Checkmated... Well, that's one way to get sober. [Gintoki Sakata] I need to give it some thought. Mind if I use your restroom? Drank too much – got an emergency down there... [player] Knock yourself out. [Gintoki Sakata] Back in a minute! [player] Think he's going to take the job? [Ichihime] No worries, nyaa. I'm sure he will, nyaa! [player] Well, let's hope so... [player] ... [Ichihime] ... [Ichihime] It's been more than a minute, nyaa? [player] Yup. What's going on...? [Gintoki Sakata] Oi oi oi! What the hell's going on?!!! [Ichihime] Ah, there he is, nyaa! [Gintoki Sakata] My precious part is in crisis!!! Why did it turn into a scoring stick of all things?!!! [player] Precious part...?! [Ichihime] That can't be real, nyaa! You must be joking, nyaa! [Gintoki Sakata] I wish it were a joke! I checked like five times! Even slapped myself thinking it was a dream! But I'm stuck in this nightmare! What kind of cursed madness is this?! [Ichihime] Could it be... something went wrong during the summoning, nyaa? [player] Hmm, not sure how it happened... but we might be able to fix it. [Gintoki Sakata] You think so?! [player] But in exchange, you're going to take the job... [Gintoki Sakata] I'll take it! I'll do whatever you want me to do!//nThe Scoundrel Three, or the Three Morons, whatever, just point me at them! Consider it done!!! [player] And he's gone just like that... [Ichihime] So glad he agreed, nyaa! [Gintoki Sakata] Oi! What're you two dawdling for?! Get moving already!!! [player] Let's catch up then, Ichihime. [Ichihime] Nyaa nyaa... [player] What is it? [Ichihime] You summoned two people to help, nyaa... Where's the other one, nyaa? [player] No time for that now! We'll lose him if we don't hurry up! [Ichihime] Nyaa! Let's go, nyaa! |