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It's time to visit the island! Dear tourists, please check in here on this CatChat to commemorate the start of your wonderful SAMU Joy Island adventure!//[tag]#Draw[/tag] The 21-day soft opening of SAMU Joy Island is about to begin. Congratulations to [tag]@Leia, @I'll Wash My Head While Doing a Handstand if I'm Selected, @The Opponent's Monkey, @Kaavi[/tag], and other lucky tourists of One Han City for winning the chance to visit the island this time! Check here to see the full list of winners →[tag]Full List of Winners[/tag]

Ohhh, my babe! I have a ticket, so I'm coming to see you![tag]@Cynthia's Closet[/tag] It looks like your idol will also be there for work, inside info. No need to thank me.

I want to thank the organizers of SAMU Joy Island for inviting me. My livestream will give everyone an immersive experience of all the happiness and joy this island has to offer! The registration entrance is already available, and I'll be your guide on this adventure! [tag]Website link[/tag]

Hehe, does this count as an outing?[tag]@Ayako Morikawa @Sora Ichinose @Anju Suzumiya [/tag]

Wow! I wonder what natural scenery is waiting for us on a warm island. Hehe, my camera is locked, loaded, and ready for action!

Welcome, PLAYER! We hope you'll have a great time here on SAMU Joy Island!

Welcome, Mirai! We hope you have a great time here on SAMU Joy Island!

QAQ No! I reply to all comments manually.

I strive to make this the most friendly official account, so please keep interacting with me!

Welcome, PLAYER! We hope you'll have a great time here on SAMU Joy Island!

Master, I'm fully armed and ready for anything. I'll definitely keep you safe during this trip!

...Promise me that you'll leave all of that at home. The island is really safe, so you don't need to bring anything other than yourself.

Well, some people are physically young, and some people are mentally young. I have a hunch that this will come in handy on this trip.

Is one enough? If there are lots of people, wouldn't you need one for every person you're traveling with?

I'm looking for my hair that ran away from home. The red-haired doctor in the medical station said that I have a chance of regaining them if I stay in a place where I don't need to work...

As expected of a harmonious and beautiful island.

Promise me that this joyful adventure will never end.

[tag]#HIBIHauntedHouseChannel[/tag] Is Hibiki Himekawa's SAMU Joy Island livestream leaving you thirsting for more? Worry not! The highlight reel is now available online! [tag]@Hibiki Himekawa[/tag] What interesting things have happened while streaming this thrilling adventure? Check here for the replay →[tag]Website link[/tag] [tag]#SAMUJoyIslandNowOpen[/tag] Check here for the highlight reel →[tag]Website link[/tag]

Meanwhile, we sincerely invite everyone to share your review of the Haunted Dormitory Live! Repost this and leave a comment about your experience for a chance to win SAMU Joy Island merch!

Mmm... I felt like I was there again when I saw the video...[tag]@Hana Ninomiya[/tag] I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to run off like that... It's just that the bell of the dormitory sounded exactly the same as the one at school, so I panicked and ran...

After I shared my review with my new friends there... they said they were sorry and would work harder to bring more happiness to everyone...

PLAYER, wanna give a another shot? It should be better than last time because everyone has been training really hard...

Well, do you want to play mahjong with me here? The air is fresh, and the scenery is pleasant. I also want to play mahjong with you.

That's not a reason for you to come to the door of my hotel room at 3 a.m. in the morning with a shovel, waking me up to go dig for clams.

Pfft, the most amazing thing about Nadeshiko is that she's the same whether she's drunk or not... It's a good thing you stopped her... You stopped her, right?

...I still plan to return to One Han City, so please don't include me in your report.

I feel the same way. It's easier to go wild when you are in a new place.

What's wrong with these questions that I need to answer to get the stamps from the Royal Theater? You want me to guess what the lions are saying when they roar in "A Lion's Game of Thrones..." I bet that none of the three answers are correct, right?[tag]@SAMU Joy Island[/tag]

...So you're the person who watched three performances in a row to get the commemorative stamp. No wonder the staff kept encouraging me to stick it out and mentioned someone who watched all three performances... You really are patient...

You don't get it. This is the unyielding spirit that drives humans to keep challenging themselves!

Hannah also said something similar when we watched the performance together.

Tsk... no wonder I couldn't find you anywhere. So you were watching performances with someone else.

Huh?! Where did you get that from? Don't be ridiculous! I'm very busy!

Seriously, don't read too much into it. When I passed by the roller coaster earlier, I just thought it would be fun to make you get on it to give you a fright.

Got it. Let's go on the roller coaster together later.

Hmph, just don't start crying when you get scared on the ride later.

Miss Kisaragi!!! You're not allowed to sleep in at the hotel tomorrow. The vice president has put aside his work to play with us. You must come and have some fun with us too!

But it's outdoors... I'll be under the sun... and lining up... I give up. I'm no longer that happy girl who bravely encouraged her cousin to wear a mermaid costume for Halloween...

That's the spirit. I've sent you tomorrow's arrangements. We'll meet up at 6 a.m.! I'll call you! See you there!

We're going to get a massage! But you'll be in for both pain and pleasure because I've arranged a fascia blading treatment for you. You're welcome!

Are you talking about the mahjong-themed restaurant in the amusement park, nyaa?!

Nyaa! I really want to eat there, but it's really hard to get a reservation, nyaa!

Three times the price... um, I think PLAYER will end up going bankrupt.

I remember that there really is a chain restaurant on the neighboring island. Considering the location... woof, could the food be directly supplied by the chain store?

Well... business people care more about efficiency and profits, so I can understand.

Oh, you haven't eaten there yet? I sent this CatChat message too early. I should have waited until you've also eaten there.

[tag]@Natsuki Shinomiya[/tag] Brother, this is why the claw cranes disappeared overnight. It's got nothing to do with some parallel universe nonsense...//[tag]@SAMU Joy Island[/tag]: Dear tourists, due to a technical issue, all the claw cranes have been sent back to the factory for repairs. Please wait patiently for their grand return! In the meantime, we invite you to enjoy the other awesome video game attractions on the island!

Heh, you're too young and too naive. Official announcements are usually used to cover up the truth. Demon King Fuyumi, don't trust humans so readily.

Fuyumi, how about ditching your brother and hanging out with me! [tag]@Fuyumi Shinomiya[/tag]

I know what you mean. To be honest, I'm... partially responsible for the creation of this parallel universe. [tag]@Natsuki Shinomiya[/tag]

Miss Chiori, we just sent it out, so they won't reach One Han City until at least the day after tomorrow. Also, the parcel was huge because we stuffed more than ten plushies in it.

The delivery service on this island really does seem a little slow. Why don't we give the remaining plushies to other friends in person after we go back?

But there aren't many things that I dare to play at the amusement park... You won't have a good time if you go there with me, PLAYER.

Mmm, in that case, please bring me with you next time. I also want to go to the amusement park with you, PLAYER.

Then you must come to Éternité when you get back, PLAYER. I'll make our newest special iced drink for you.

SAMU Joy Island really does bring people joy. An author who announced they would be going on hiatus a few days ago has suddenly resumed updating today... It's double the joy with this amusement park and the novel updates.

Oh, I saw that too... That author writes really well... I'm so happy.

Yeah... I saw it... Although I feel bad laughing about it... but... I really... couldn't hold back...

Not really. It's because SAMU Corporation owns the platform that signed the author, and the editor came here to experience the soft opening as an employee.

It's called "After Being Reborn, I Discovered That My Mortal Enemy Was Also Reborn." It's about the intense tangle of love and desire, with classic scenes of passion emerging from inner turmoil and the tantalizing sounds of bodies entwined.

...The title seems completely unrelated to what you just described.

Simple steps to packing your luggage: Open your suitcase → take out the red pandas → pack your clothes → take out the red pandas → pack your daily necessities → take out the red pandas → pack some snacks → close the suitcase → open the suitcase → take out the red pandas...

Miss Kisaragi, unattended suitcases are usually sent to the lost and found office instead of their destination.

Wow, I feel like I have gone through the same steps before. Suitcases are so magical!

As expected of a famous Jyanshi of One Han City... A just world needs someone like you who stays true to themselves!

PLAYER, I don't think you've noticed that a member of my Red Panda Squad has been hiding in your suitcase for a long time now...

Wow, your meal is extremely healthy today too!

One glance is all I need to tell that this is something only beauties would eat. I can't see Cynthia, but she must look absolutely stunning today!

You look so amazing! The sight of a beauty by the sea is unbeatable! (Imagining the scene now)

QAQ When will you share some selfies with us? We miss your dazzling beauty!

??? That's not what I meant!

The joyful shooting schedule finally started. Unexpectedly, the first to collapse was not the artist, but me. As I didn't get enough sleep the night before, I actually got heatstroke the moment I arrived at the island... Fortunately, there's this miracle-working doctor in the medical station on the island. My dizziness and blurry vision all disappeared after I took her medicine! Now that I'm no longer dizzy, I feel like I'm ready for ten more shoots with Cynthia! Who knew that within just one hour, she would give the prop balloon we were using for the photo shoot to a stranger while wandering around the amusement park! (She also brought back a normal-looking balloon... but it looks really precious to her...) Anyway, I blacked out suddenly and had to lie down in the medical room again... Fortunately, Cynthia is a natural at doing photo shoots... There were no more suitable balloons for the final video, but she found props that were even more fantastic. Cynthia is as incredible as ever...! I'll get to the point now. More videos will be officially announced later, haha. I'll show you something from behind the scenes first!

That's so much nonsense. If you delay the next day's schedule again because you stayed up to play mahjong, I'll hang you up in the set like a prop.

QAQ I won't do it again! This is the last time!!!

Hang me up too! Please! (Expressing my love rationally behind my twisted and screaming face)

Stay tuned for the official video! (PS: You must be a new follower, right? Just so you know, the weeds growing on the grave of the last person who dared to @ her like this in a chat are already as tall as her now.)

Haha, remember to bring Yuzu with you. It's been a long time since the three of us slept together.

Am I satisfied? Haha, I think it's too early to tell... but it's always been wonderful to observe the arrangements of fate. Isn't that right?

Did you come to One Han City because of this person?

Hmm, yes... or no? I can't say for sure at this time because I need to find out if they are a good child first.

I bought some beautiful letter paper at the tourist gift shop... I can't wait to use them to write letters to my students in One Han City.

Our handwriting often reflects our feelings... It's very interesting. You should start developing this habit as well.

Miki looks even more astonishing than usual today! She said she shared the dishes I carefully selected with friends who would be able to appreciate them! So she's in a super good mood! Sure enough, elegance comes from within! Sharing generously is a quality of a tasteful and elegant lady! I learned something new today!

Everyone who saw this trending topic, I'll tell you what happened so you can save your data. Kana Fujita was so immersed while playing at the arcade on the island that she didn't hear her takeout arrive. The delivery guy stood in the middle of the arcade and shouted her name out loud, lol!

Hahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry that our idol has embarrassed herself like this. She is really serious about being an idol though!

You're laughing too much! I'm not bringing you with me the next time I go to the arcade!

[tag]#BestFireworksSpot[/tag] After reading your guide, I decided to not watch the fireworks display in the crowded plaza. Instead, I found a slow-moving roller coaster ride nearby. Watching fireworks while riding a roller coaster... How should I describe this experience? I saw the fireworks clearly... it wasn't crowded at all... and the night breeze was very comfortable... but why didn't anyone tell me that the photos would all end up like this?

Hahahahaha! You have unlocked a new achievement!

Lol! I was wondering who was screaming on the roller coaster during the fireworks display--

This photo looks very artistic. It's a very unique moment

Really...? Since you like it so much, do you want to get your own photo during tomorrow night's fireworks display?

No. Only one or two groups. According to the feedback from the staff, most of them should have gone to your side.

Ehehe, did you only find out now? You foolish mortal! Just so you know, I threw everyone out without a second thought. Only you have received the favor of the gods. Are you moved?

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Huh?! You were here on the Red Queen's side? I didn't see you at all.

Yes, it's a shame you didn't come to my side, or else I would show you the Red Queen's dance.

Haha, it's a dance I came up with while waiting for tourists. If you don't mind, I can show you tonight.

Wow! Is that a jellyfish from the aquarium? Why did you sneak off there without us?

...It just reminded me of just how... invisible and insignificant I am... just drifting along...

Hmm, maybe I got a bit brainwashed by some of the stuff I heard at the aquarium today.

Wow, Chihori isn't working overtime by herself tonight! I sense an unusual vibe.

You... were too close to me at that time, so I felt embarrassed...

It looks like we need to get to know each other a lot more intimately. We'll start with tomorrow's new request.

Today's the last day of our soft opening. Thanks so much for supporting SAMU Joy Island! We can't wait to see you again when we open officially! PS: If you have any thoughts or feedback about your experience, we'd love to hear them!

One day, the flying duck in the water park broke down and couldn't start up. The staff member calmly said that the flying duck was a little tired and would be fine after resting for a while, haha... At that moment, I felt like the rides of the amusement park had come to life! Keep up the good work! I look forward to the official opening!

Thanks for your support! We look forward to your next visit!

Pfft! It's this type of official and polite replies that make me think this is an automatic reply.