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引きこもり脱却宣言 202107
Hmph, you won't even budge when I invited you out. And now you're saying that you're heading to the beach? You're acting sus! 2021-07-28
Treasure Hunting 202210
I caught you in the act! You sly fortune teller, tell me what you're really up to! 2022-10-26
Provocative words cannot anger the Witch of Justice! Yuzu isn't angry at all! Not at all! Hmph! 2022-10-26
Eh... Isn't it normal for some small accidents to happen occasionally over a period of time? Besides, there are still a few more days before Halloween. 2022-10-26
I'm a real witch, not a pretend one! The number one rule of the Law of Witches (reiterated): Humans who underestimate witches will pay a painful price! 2022-10-31
Damn... One day, humans will understand that clever words are useless! It's just a matter of time! 2022-10-31
I'm not doing this to celebrate Halloween... 2022-10-31
I-I'm sorry, vice president... QAQ 2022-10-31
We were just doing our job. Just don't fall asleep while playing on your phone on the subway next time. It's too dangerous... 2022-10-31
Huh? My teacher does have a potion that can do that, but I don't recommend using it. Your ex... shouldn't he be dead to you from the moment you break up? 2022-10-31
I mean he is just dead to you mentally... Don't worry, witches don't kill people for no reason. 2022-10-31
You're missing a keyword. I provide help that is "just"! Although I help everyone, I won't do anything bad! Not even for you, PLAYER! 2022-10-31
Hehe! PLAYER, as expected of someone who has paid a painful price. It looks like you now have a basic understanding of witches. Congratulations! 2022-10-31
Ehhh... Someone mistakenly thought I was dressing up as a witch a few days ago too! On some level, Halloween truly is fearsome because it can make humans lose the ability to tell true from false... 2022-11-01
Ehhh? 2022-11-01
Pillow Whispers 202307
[tag]#LazyPajamaParty[/tag] The grander the event, the easier it is to be targeted by criminals! As the Witch of Justice, I can't be absent! However... I haven't bought suitable pajamas for the Red Panda Squad yet... I don't think others will notice it if I hide them under my nightdress, right? 2023-07-28
Ahaha, maybe... I can try. 2023-07-28
N-Ninja pets? Hmm... This seems like an amazing thing. Doesn't that mean I can communicate with the Red Panda Squad with my heart? 2023-07-28
Hey! P-Please don't do anything that'll hurt the Red Panda Squad! 2023-07-28
According to the Law of the Witches No. 25, taking action against law-abiding civilians is prohibited. You need to be extra careful in the upcoming days. Don't let me catch you violating the rules! 2023-07-28
Umm... PLAYER, how long do you think my nightdress is? Your imagination is a little scary. Such a fearsome imagination is usually a breeding ground for evil! 2023-07-28
According to the Law of the Witches No. 25, witches can't use magic to do anything that violates the rules. 2023-07-28
Hey! It-it's No. 26! 2023-07-28
Hehe... Reina's teammate is here. Wait for the good news about us becoming the champions! 2023-07-29
Eh... I can't believe it! Our Team Yuzurenai lost in the semi-quarters and didn't make it to the finals. The Witch of Justice has failed again... 2023-07-30
I already had a bad feeling when I saw the opponent insist on wearing a rabbit headband. I just didn't expect... Sigh... 2023-07-30
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The pillow fights in the other groups are far more tragic. Team Yuzurenai had to take down many pillows to get to the final eight. 2023-07-30
Eh... PLAYER, I'm surprised that you're against our team name. I'm just as surprised about that as us getting knocked out in the final eight! 2023-07-30
Urgh... Even a friend of justice gets sleepy. You need to get enough sleep to be able to step up when you're needed. 2023-07-31
Someone who is smart can see your cunning heart under your skin, so don't be too pleased with yourself just yet! 2023-07-31
What mischief are you up to this time? The Witch of Justice won't get fooled by you! 2023-07-31
The president sounds like an evil adult, ahaha. 2023-07-31
This is pandapan and pandapen! PLAYER, it looks like you can't tell the members of the Red Panda Squad apart yet. You'll hurt their feelings, so I can't sit back and do nothing! 2023-07-31
(I think it should be okay...) (Looks guiltily at the sleeping Red Panda Squad) (Hesitates) What about... we weigh the members of the Red Panda Squad later tonight?: 2023-07-31
Are you surprised? A witch needs to know old magic and old lines too! Haha! 2023-07-31
Ehhh... I never thought this 7 Pin that I randomly picked would remind you of such a tragic story. My witch's instinct is sinful indeed. 2023-08-03
Never gonna make you cry, I'm always on your team... 2023-08-04
Halloween Special Gacha 202310
Are you sure you won't come with us tomorrow? 2023-10-30
Sure thing. Miss Chiori also loves the café uniforms you made earlier. 2023-10-30
Sure thing. Miss Chiori also loves the café uniforms you made earlier. 2023-10-30
According to the information gathered by the Red Panda Squad, the line Yuzu chose is the slowest. Um... Why is Yuzu always in the slowest line? Could this be the curse of an evil spirit?! 2023-10-31
...Hey! That's not scientific at all. Since when did you start being this scientific? 2023-10-31
Hmph! Who said I believed it? I didn't believe it. Not even one tiny little bit! 2023-10-31
It's the magic of science! 2023-10-31
Argh! If I give up now, my efforts in the last hour and a half will be wasted... I can't give up now. The witch of justice never gives up easily! 2023-10-31
No, that's not the fast pass—that's a pass that grants happiness... Argh, another group of happy people are passing us and joyfully arriving at their destination. Can you see them? 2023-10-31
Yuzu's Kitchen 202312
Argh... I really wanted to say that Santa can use magic, but it's not right to tell lies. A stumbling block has appeared on the road to justice...! 2023-12-20
Argh! So that's possible too... 2023-12-20
In that case, I don't need to feel bad about skipping today's classes. After all, I just maintained the peace of One Han City! I was telling a white lie when I requested a day off school due to sickness... Um. 2023-12-20
Argh! This is such a serious conversation. President, have you been possessed by something strange? 2024-01-05
If the Witch of Justice inadvertently does something wrong, please let the almighty God of Justice directly punish me with magic instead of a toothache... 2024-01-06
S-Still eat it? Argh, I don't recommend doing that. 2024-01-06
Argh... It won't be necessary to go to the hospital. It's not that serious... 2024-01-06
I just tried that. I guess it's effective. 2024-01-06
Argh, the Witch of Justice repays her debts of gratitude and resentment. Thanks a lot. 2024-01-06
Argh... I'm so angry that my teeth are starting to hurt again after just feeling better!!! I knew it! Big-breasted women who have bunny ears are all evil. I'll definitely punish you and dish out justice, argh!!! 2024-01-06
Argh... I was thinking of giving these to you as a New Year's gift, PLAYER. 2024-01-06
I was just tasting them for you, PLAYER. I wanted to see if you would like them, argh! 2024-01-06
Argh! Could my problem be similar to the video I saw on CatChat about the dental root canal treatment? Argh... it doesn't hurt that badly when I think of that. What do you know? I'm suddenly better. It doesn't hurt anymore. 2024-01-06
Summer on Joy Island 202406
Simple steps to packing your luggage: Open your suitcase → take out the red pandas → pack your clothes → take out the red pandas → pack your daily necessities → take out the red pandas → pack some snacks → close the suitcase → open the suitcase → take out the red pandas... 2024-07-03
I'll help you next time you need to pack your luggage! 2024-07-03
Miss Kisaragi, unattended suitcases are usually sent to the lost and found office instead of their destination. 2024-07-03
As expected of a famous Jyanshi of One Han City... A just world needs someone like you who stays true to themselves! 2024-07-03
PLAYER, I don't think you've noticed that a member of my Red Panda Squad has been hiding in your suitcase for a long time now... 2024-07-03

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